SLAP LEATHER, YOU FOUR-FLUSHIN’ SIDEWINDER, YOU.
I was getting my hair cut the other day. My preferred stylist of many years, Bobbi H. was regaling me with the recently aired revelation that billionaires in the Midwest (Kansas and Missouri, to be specific) are buying up vacated government missile silos and converting them into survival condos…preparing for the inevitable civil war/class holocaust.… [Continue Reading]
REST IN PEACE, C. H.
Christopher Hitchens died not long ago, after a long painful difference of opinion with The Big C. Not my intention to be disrespectful, but it wouldn’t have mattered to Mr. Hitchens if it was, really. In case you’re not familiar with the brilliant gentleman who managed to piss off just about every body in the… [Continue Reading]
THE BEST THING FOR BEING SAD…
Food for thought (by way of friend and mentor, Hutt Bush) “The best thing for being sad is to learn something. That is the only thing that never fails. You may grow old and trembling in your anatomies, you may lie awake at night listening to the disorder of your veins, you may miss your… [Continue Reading]
Get It In Writing
Creativity. Clarity. Connection. To make your business work, you’ve got to make a critical connection – with your clients, your employees, your potential end-user. You need to communicate – clearly, creatively and compellingly – the distinctive aspects and advantages of your particular product or service. The Simmons Group is a marketing communications firm… [Continue Reading]
DO I DARE DISTURB THE UNIVERSE?
“There will be time, there will be time To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet; There will be time to murder and create, And time for all the works and days of hands That lift and drop a question on your plate; Time for you and time for me, And … [Continue Reading]
About Scot Simmons

Published author, award-winning copywriter, veteran educator and Creative Director-for-Hire, Scot Simmons is a multi-faceted master communicator and creative thinker with an extensive background in … [Read More...]
Who Is Mr. Coleman?

In Mr. Coleman, Simmons introduces us to two unforgettable characters: Mr. Coleman, a chimpanzee raised by a human family, and Tim Cameron, the nobly-intentioned but emotionally conflicted man who … [Read More...]
Creek Songs

Can you hear it? Life. Exploding, singing, shining all around us. “When you’re a child, the world is full of shiny things -- arrowheads and anthills, tiny skulls and frogs eggs, gopher holes and … [Read More...]
What’s New?
I was getting my hair cut the other day. My preferred stylist of many years, Bobbi H. was regaling me with the recently aired revelation that billionaires in the Midwest (Kansas and Missouri, to be specific) are buying up vacated government missile silos and converting them into survival condos…preparing for the inevitable civil war/class holocaust.… [Continue Reading]
From the Blog
WHY YOU NEED A WEBSITE: ARE YOU KIDDING?
Americans are spending more time online. In fact, studies show that roughly 80% of us now spend as much time online as we do watching television. Pretty compelling statistic…tells you a lot about our culture, our communication, and our commerce. Most importantly, it gives us — entrepreneurs, craftsmen, business professionals — a very clear picture… [Continue Reading]

SLAP LEATHER, YOU FOUR-FLUSHIN’ SIDEWINDER, YOU.
I was getting my hair cut the other day. My preferred stylist of many years, Bobbi H. was regaling me with the recently aired revelation that billionaires in the Midwest (Kansas and Missouri, to be specific) are buying up vacated government missile silos and converting them into survival condos…preparing for the inevitable civil war/class holocaust.… [Continue Reading]
AUTHOR! AUTHOR!
Wow. Talk about a rush. Trying to get accustomed to associating the word “author” or words “published author” with my name…as opposed to all those authors I’ve been reading for decades (many decades, actually, but let’s not go there). I’m now including the title after my name in all correspondences. I’m printing “author” t-shirts. And… [Continue Reading]




